The ultimate get out of jail free card.
For 7 years, we’ve sold out every holiday show before it began.
Its clinically proven you’ll live longer if you buy your 34 West tickets months ahead of time. Why? Because you’ll stop stress eating. Chain smoking. Purchasing tickets months in advance will improve your sex life.
Because you won’t be worried about those pesky holiday plans. You can sail into September and walk briskly through October knowing you already have plans.
“Hey son-in-law, want to come to my Sexy Secret Santa Party?”
Sorry, I have tickets to 34 West.
“Hey co-worker, we’re decorating cookies at Buffalo Wild Wings tonight.”
Sorry, I have tickets to 34 West.
This year’s production MOONSHINE promises laughs, hijinks, and most of all that warm feeling that comes only from being with the ones you love while everyone else is left out in the cold.
“Do you want to just hang out and do nothing this Christmas?”
Sorry, I have tickets to 34 West.
